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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Tarzan


When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
she was very attracted to him. During her
questions about his life,she asked him how
he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh...Tarzan use knot hole
in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it
all wrong, but I will show you how to do
it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on
the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to
her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and
screamed
"What did you do that for?!!!"

"Tarzan check for squirrel".

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