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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Got this in an email ...hope it makes you smile too



WHAT IS THE MOST VERSATLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE???



Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most versatile and functional
word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot
the shit, and you better duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit (or not) and serve shit on a
shingle.

Some think that they are Hot Shit, while others
think they're full of shit.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.

Some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come
out smelling like a rose.



So you see, when you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is one
of the basic building blocks of the English language.


Shit, it's time for me to go.

Hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you
happened to catch a load
of shit from some shit-head...........

Just remember, Shit Happens!!!



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