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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

xanax is a beautiful thing

lol, yeah i know. anyway, got this in an email and thought it was too cute to pass up. hope you enjoy it too.


Marions' dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check".

"Oh, by the way, don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do NOT talk to my parrot!!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Marions' apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest meanest-looking dog he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied....."Get him SPIKE!!!!!"

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